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Obat pidie kalau lagi stress :

baca cerita lucu biar ketawa... yang ini lucu gak yach????

Obat Diet

Seorang wanita yang sangat gemuk pergi ke dokter.

Wanita: "Dok, obat apa yang harus saya minum agar bisa kurus?"

Dokter: "Oh, anda tidak perlu minum obat, cukup geleng-geleng kepala saja!"

Wanita: "Kapan saya harus geleng-geleng kepala dok? Pagi, siang, sore, atau malam?"

Dokter: "Cukup ketika ada orang yang menawari makan saja!"


Sumpah cerita diatas walau jayus tapi cukup buat pidie ketawa sesaat. kalau yang ini lucu juga kan?


Written by kids.....


HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY?
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
Alan, age 10

No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
Kristen, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
Camille, age 10

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids.
Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that Usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
Martin, age 10

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
When they're rich.
Pam, age 7

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
Curt, age 7

The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
Anita, age 9 (bless you child)

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
Kelvin, age 8

And the #1 Favorite is........^_^

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
Ricky, age 10

Sedih betul hari ini

Kesediahan pidie rasa punya semua orang, dan sepertinya kali ini kesedihan itu miliku dan orang-orang yang tepat pada hari ini gundah karena segala problem yang dimilikinya. Disaat hati berkata yang tidak-tidak dan bahkan tak satupun sesuai dengan kebaikan perkataanNYa, hati ini benar beku rasanya.
dan ingin terik Way...Way..Way me.....

Ya Allah aku rasa kau paling tau yang aku rasakan
Ya Allah hilangkanlah segala kegundahan hatiku
dan seluruh kerikil kecil yang ada dan menyenggol bagian kecil jiwaku

Perasaan kadang tak dapat dikontrol dan tak dapat diduga
seberapa dalam dan seberapa rusak karena dia. 
tapi aku berjanji akan mengubah segalanya dimulai dari hari ini.

dan ini semua karena aku ingat dari apa yang kubaca sebelumnya:

“Ingatlah bahwa dalam jasad ada sekerat daging, jika ia baik, maka baiklah jasad seluruhnya; jika ia rusak, maka rusaklah jasad seluruhnya. Ketahuilah bahwa segumpal daging itu adalah hati.” (HR. Imam Bukhari dan Muslim).

Oleh sebab itu dari hari ini, akanku perbaiki semua kerusakan hatiku agar tampilah segala kebaikan yang ada dariku.
dan karena semua orang pernah mengalami kegagal maka aku akan semangat karenanya (asik..pasti banyak temennya)he..he..he...(bukan berarti seneng temen susah juga)tetep gak mau sendidiri aja rasanya:P

Beberapa hal yang akan segera berubah karena kegagalan yang kualami hari ini:

• gagal mengambil kesempatan untuk kuliah S2 (padahal dah berlangsung 1 bulan)
  
• gagal QT (dah 3 kali coba, nilainya masih kurang aja)dah belajar 3 hari berturut-turut masih aja Fail (insyaf dan akan mengurangi bolos pas kuliah deh (ampun pak fer...kapok deh bener)
• gagal menghapus dia (....) dari hatiku.(lelaki buaya darat buset aku tertipulagi..)
• gagal diet (ibu masaknya enak-enak sih dirumah, gak bisa tahan deh jadinya)mencari kambing hitam
• gagal pergi jalan-jalan dibulan maret nanti (uangnnya mau dipakai buka toko baju..doakan aku dan ayu yach)
• gagal kumpul sama anak-anak happy team (pidie rasa kita mang harus ganti nama jadi "pundung team")heran kalau ketemu dan gak ribut sepertinya gak seru

doakan pidie berhasil membalikan semua kegagalku jadi keberhasilan.. (gak apa-apa tertunda.hidup kalau lurus-lurus aja mana indah sih).

SEMANGAT YACH PIDIE!!!!!!

Forgiveness

Resolusi yang baru aja dimulai tepat pada taggal 1 Januari 2008 ternyata sudah mengalami masa yang sangat sulit.belajar merubah prilaku dan pola pikir kadang membuat hati merasa tak sanggup mengontrol segala pikiran yang ada.

Tuhan apakah mau memaafkan segala pikiran kotor dan hati yang kadang begitu picik mengarungi kehidupan ini.

Aku bicara seperti ini karena merasa ada seseorang yang sungguh mengesalkan hati dan pikiran, sehingga mengacawkan resolusiku.

Memperbaiki diri susah sekali dilakukan pada saat in, apa benar dibalik kekesalan ada kata maaf. belajar sadar bahwa seseorang gak mungkin bisa seperti apa yang kita inginkan dan belajar mau bilang banyak maaf dan melupakan apa yang pernah terjadi. aku sekarang dalam proses memafkan.
tetapi bukan melupakan. tahap belajar ini didukung oleh seorang teman baik yang mengirimkan aku e-mail dan tips yang bagus ini. sama-sama belajar yach:P


Forgiveness


Imagine that your life is a busy airport, with you as the air traffic controller. Now let's look at your control screen. On the best day, it's chaotic with departures and arrivals. But there are some planes that never seem to land. They circle and circle endlessly, taking up space and multiplying stress.


These planes are your unresolved grievances. They hover, but they refuse to land. With them in your personal space, you're forced to work harder. They distract you, exhaust your resources, and cause accidents. Unable to forgive or let go, you try to keep your grievances aloft, creating stress and risking burnout.


As the analogy shows, harboring our injuries robs us of precious time, energy, and the ability to move forward in our lives. And here's some interesting news: Research has shown that forgiveness is good for our mental and physical health. Having the ability to forgive seems to reduce depression, defuse anger, improve spirituality, enhance emotional self-confidence, and help people live with greater peace.


Forgiving does not mean being a doormat, simply condoning or forgetting injury. Nor does it condone unkindness, or mean reconciling with someone who has treated you unjustly. Forgiveness is becoming responsible for how we feel. Even though we experience great pain, we are able to find peace and move on in our lives. After being mistreated, abandoned, or cheated on in a relationship, we may not forget, but forgiveness takes away the power of the misdeed. We learn to take painful experiences less personally.


And most importantly, when we forgive, we stop being a victim of our past. That includes forgiving ourselves. It means giving ourselves a break when we fail to meet a goal or come up short in being perfect. We choose to move forward with purpose, instead of looking back with resentment.


If you find yourself getting "stuck" in anger and having a hard time forgiving yourself or someone else, try the following tips:

• Speak with people who have forgiven others and think about what you can learn from their stories.
  

• Read books about forgiveness to learn how others have forgiven in difficult situations.
  

• Recall times that you have hurt others and needed forgiveness.
  

• Write a forgiveness letter to yourself or to someone you need to forgive.
  

• Cultivate an attitude of gratitude for your life.
  

• Ask yourself, "Who would I be without this resentment or anger?"
  

• Start small. When you practice forgiving the little annoyances of life, you strengthen your forgiveness muscles for the more difficult times.
  

Cynthia Kersey, Unstoppable

Promise Yourself

 To be so strong that nothing can disturb your peace of mind;


To talk health, happiness, and prosperity to every person you meet;


To make all your friends feel that there is something in them;


To look at the sunny side of everything and make your optimism come true;


To think only the best, to work only for the best, and to expect only the best;


To be just as enthusiastic about the success of others as you are about your own;


To forget the mistakes of the past and press on to the greater achievements of the future;


To wear a cheerful countenance at all times and give every living creature you meet a smile;


To give so much time to the improvement of yourself that you have no time to criticize others;


To be too large for worry, too noble for anger, too strong for fear; and too happy to permit the presence of trouble;


To think well of yourself and to proclaim this fact to the world, not in loud words, but in great deeds;

To live in the faith that the whole world is on your side so long as you are true to the best that is in you.

Share my Time

Waktu memang segalanya, saya kadang merasa kekurangan waktu dan ingin sekali membelinya untuk diri saya. sepertinya sekarang memang waktu yang tepat untuk memanjakan dan mecobaa sesaat berfikir untuk diri sendiri.sepulang lembur hari ini saya rasa saya akan coba memanjakan diri kesalon untuk sekedar menghabiskan waktu mencintai diri sendiri. pasti seru.

doakan hari ini hanya sebentar ya lemburnya:P

Share Your Time
--Author Unknown

A man came home from work late again, tired and irritated, to find his 5
year old son waiting for him at the door. "Daddy, may I ask you a
question?"
"Yeah, sure, what is it?" replied the man.
"Daddy, how much money do you make an hour?"


"That's none of your business! What makes you ask such a thing?" the
man
said angrily.
"I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?"
pleaded
the little boy. "If you must know, I make $20.00 an hour."
"Oh," the little
boy replied, head bowed. Looking up, he said, "Daddy, may I borrow $10.00
please?"
The father was furious. "If the only reason you wanted to know how much
money I make is just so you can borrow some to buy a silly toy or some other
nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed.
Think about why you're being so selfish. I work long, hard hours everyday
and don't have time for such childish games."
The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door.
The man sat down and started to get even madder about the little boy's
questioning. How dare him ask such questions only to get some money.
After an hour or so, the man had calmed down, and started to think he may
have been a little hard on his son. Maybe there was something he really
needed to buy with that $10.00, and he really didn't ask for money very
often.
The man went to the door of the little boy's room and opened the door.
"Are
you asleep son?" he asked. "No daddy, I'm awake," replied the
boy.
"I've been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier," said the
man.
"It's been a long day and I took my aggravation out on you. Here's that
$10.00 you asked for."
The little boy sat straight up, beaming. "Oh, thank you daddy!" he
yelled.
Then, reaching under his pillow, he pulled out some more crumpled up bills.
The man, seeing that the boy already had money, started to get angry again.
The little boy slowly counted out his money, then looked up at the man.
"Why did you want more money if you already had some?" the father
grumbled.
"Because I didn't have enough, but now I do," the little boy replied.

"Daddy, I have $20.00 now. Can I buy an hour of your time?"


Our time is the most precious gift we can give one another ... remember this
story as you shop for your family and friends.

Be Thankful

Hari itu, ketika ada teman kantor yang menyulitkan dan membuat hati ini asa marah dan geram. saya merasa sedih dan kecewa. sesampainya dirumah dan dikamar, saya buru-buru ambil buku Latahzan dan saya cari bab yang membahas mengenai apa yang harus kita perbuat kala disulitkan dengan perasaan kecewa dan rendahnya penghargaan seseorang terhadap apa yang kita telah lakukan. Hati ini yang semulanya beku bagai es mulai mencair bagai tersengat panasnya matahari.

Memang benar apa yang tertuli disana, yakinlah apa yang kita kerjakan semata-mata hanya untuk Allah sehingga segala marah dan geram bagaikan hilang setetes demi setetas hingga es yang asalnya beku dan dingin, mungkin tak berbekas dihati seperti menetes dan hangat terkena panasnya terik matahari.


Be Thankful

Author Unknown

Be thankful that you don't already have everything you desire,
If you did, what would there be to look forward to?

Be thankful when you don't know something
For it gives you the opportunity to learn.

Be thankful for the difficult times.
During those times you grow.

Be thankful for your limitations
Because they give you opportunities for improvement.

Be thankful for each new challenge
Because it will build your strength and character.

Be thankful for your mistakes
They will teach you valuable lessons.

Be thankful when you're tired and weary
Because it means you've made a difference.

It is easy to be thankful for the good things.
A life of rich fulfillment comes to those who are
also thankful for the setbacks.

GRATITUDE can turn a negative into a positive.
Find a way to be thankful for your troubles
and they can become your blessing.

BELIEVE WHILE OTHERS ...

Yang aku punya untuk dapat bertahan saat ini adalah keyakinan dan pertahanan diri serta keteguhan hati untuk dapat merubah diri dan menjadi lebih baik day by day and time by time.


BELIEVE WHILE OTHERS ...

by William Arthur Ward


Believe while others are doubting.

Plan while others are playing.

Study while others are sleeping.

Decide while others are delaying.

Prepare while others are daydreaming.

Begin while others are procrastinating.

Work while others are wishing.

Save while others are wasting.

Listen while others are talking.

Smile while others are frowning.

Commend while others are criticizing.

Persist while others are quitting.