ILMU MARKETING 1

Aduh pusing banget nih. kapan bahagianya kalau pidie masih sepaerti sekarang dan gak mau maju kedepan. jalan ditempat aja dari kemarin hingga hari ini. sebel deh......gak ada habis-habisnya kebuntuan dari pikiran dan hati ini. weks sudahlah....

hari ini dan kemarin pidie hadir ke acara seminar yang diselenggarakan di FE UI mengenai negosiasi untuk menambah skill marketing dan untuk memudahkan pidie bernegosiasi dengan student tentunya. acaranya seru dan bener-bener heboh

ilmu marketing memang cool abiz dan seru
aku betul-betul jatuh cinta pada perkerjaan ini.

ini pidie kasih sekelumit ilmu marketing kiriman dari temennya temen pidie (Hong, Steven-EJ )

Marketing Skills

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I am very
rich. Will you marry me?" That's Direct Marketing.


You are at a party with a group of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of
your friends goes to her and pointing at you says, "He's very rich. Marry
him!" That's Advertising.


You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You approach her and obtain her
telephone number. The next day, you call and say, "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry
me!" That's Telemarketing.


You are at a party and you see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten
your tie. You walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for
her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a lift home and the say,
"By the way, I'm very rich. Will you marry me?" That's Public Relations.


You are at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says,
"You're very handsome and rich." That's Brand Recognition.


You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm very
rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on the face. That's Customer
Feedback.


gimana bagus gak ilmu marketingnya?





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